Hipster Cat
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn’t know, it’s kind of an obscure number
Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: He drank low fat non whip frapp before it was cool.
Q: How do you kill a hipster? A: Stab it with a Pitchfork
Q: What do you get if you cross a hipster with a vampire? A: Count swagula.
Q: Who was the First Hipster? A: You’ve probably never heard of him.
Q: What do you call a hipster with a speech impediment? A: Mumblr.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: Why did the hipster stand by the fan? A: He was trying to stay cool.
Q: Why are all the ugly chicks hipsters? A: Because beauty is just too Mainstream!
Q: Why do hipsters only use the microwave. A: They don’t like conventional ovens.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.
Q: How do you know if Shakira is still cool? A: Hipsters don’t lie.
Q: What was the hipster doing at the computer? A: Looking in the recycling bin for something retro.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don’t know, but there’s probably a hipster close by.
Q: What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster? A: mumblr
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Q: What happens when a Hipster falls? A: They Tumblr
