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You can use these cat puns to write a happy birthday message for your friends who like cats.

Examples: ‘Hope you have a purr-fect birthday!‘, ‘Happy birthday, keep it paw-sitive!‘. If you think of any good cat puns comment them below.

Be-claws = Because
Cat-astrophe = Catastrophe
Cat-ch = Catch
Cat-titude = Attitude
Claw-ful = Awful
Claw-ver = Clever
Disa-purr-ance = Disappearance
Feline = Feeling
Fur real = For real
Fur-ever = Forever
Fur-miliar = Familiar
Fur-tunate = Fortunate
Furry = Very
Hiss-terical = Hysterical
Hiss-tory = History
In-fur-ior = Inferior
Kitten me = Kidding me
Lion = Lying
Litter-ally = Literally
Meow = Now
Meow-ntain = Mountain
Meow-sician = Musician
Meta-furr-kitty = Metaphorically
Paw-don me = Pardon me
Paw-fer = Prefer
Paw-sitive = Positive
Paw-some = Awesome
Paw-table = Portable
Paws = Pause
Purr-fect = Perfect
Purr-sonal = Personal
Purr-suasion = Persuasion
Su-purr-ior = Superior
Tail = Tale
Tail = Tell
Tail-ent = Talent
Un-fur-tunate = Unfortunate

Additional Cat Puns

A-paw-ling = Appalling (Matias!)
Bo-fur = Bother (Meulin Leijon!)
Cat = Get/got (Tom!)
Cat-astrophic = Catastrophic (Expllitic!)
Cat-atonic = Catatonic (M Reese!)
Cat-lateral damage = Collateral damage (Connor Gilchrist!)
Cat-s all = That’s all (Jerry F.!)
Cat-tholics = Catholics (the spider!)
Claw-sion = Caution (the spider!)
Claw-some = Awesome (Karley CoolGirl!)
Claw-st = Lost (hux!)
Con-cat-ulations = Congratulations (Jessica Leslie!)
Con-fur-sing = Confusing (anon!)
Cr-hiss-tians = Christians (the spider!)
Fur-end = Friend (Jessica Leslie!)
Fur-get = Forget (Vriska Serket!)
Fur-ious = Furious (Deeds!)
Fur-st degree purr-der = First degree murder (Phillop Henry Deckerd!)
Fur-ward = Forward (Meulin Leijon!)
Furred = Third (thanks Stan!)
Help meow-t = Help me out (Yes!)
Hiss-terical = Hysterical (the spider!)
Hy-purr-cat = Hypocrite (SAK!)
Hy-purr-kitty-cal = Hypocritical (SAK!)
In-fur-delity = Infidelity (the spider!)
Konnichi-paw = Konnichiwa (the spider!)
Litter = Litre (the spider!)
Litter-a-ture = Literature (Catattack!)
Meow-slims = Muslims (the spider!)
Meow-velous = Marvellous (the spider!)
Mew = New (Vriska Serket!)
Mew = You (Nepeta Lejion!)
Mew-b = Noob/Moob/Boob (the spider!)
Mew-ish = Jewish (the spider!)
Mew-nimum = Minimum (Booyahman!)
Mew-sery = Misery (the spider!)
Mew-sic = Music (Booyahman!)
Paw-lease = Please (Dre!)
Paw-purr-sition = Proposition (EpicEIF!)
Paw-sibility = Possibility (Cat lady!)
Paw-sibly = Possibly (Cat lady!)
Paw-y = Sorry (Dre!)
Pounce to my level = Get on my level (Ashley Getchell!)
Pre-paw-sterous = Preposterous (Daniel!)
Purr-cat-stinate = Procrastinate (the spider!)
Purr-ecious = Precious (the spider!)
Purr-gress = Progress (Booyahman!)
Purr-gressive = Progressive (Booyahman!)
Purr-haps = Perhaps (Steve!)
Purr-iceless = Priceless (Leo!)
Purr-ince = Prince (LSTheNinjaKitten!)
Purr-incess = Princess (LSTheNinjaKitten!)
Purr-ks = Perks (Desire68025!)
Purr-ns = Puns (Jessica Leslie!)
Purr-suasion = Persuasion  (the spider!)
Purr-ty = Pretty (Meow!)
Suf-fur = Suffer (the spider!)
Tox-hiss-ity = Toxicity (Paris Hunter!)
Un-cat-fur-a-bell = Uncomfortable (Brenda!)
Won-fur-ful = Wonderful (Guy!)

 

(Puns are from: http://blog.spikepadley.com/post/72332709432/cat-puns)



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